Reasons not to do the triathlon:
Im out of shape
I cant run because of my...knees/big boobs/asthma/shin splints
I dont have a bike or I have a crummy bike
I dont have time to train
I dont like the water/swimming/have an irrational fear of lake creatures
I dont do spandex
I dont look good in goggles/swim caps
I have commitments every weekend next summer
Port -o-potties scare me
Reasons to do the triathlon:
Not getting younger
Forces you to have time for yourself
Better metabolism...smaller butt
They have really good sports bras/inhalers/better sneakers
Spandex does hold in a lot
You are strong
You will be proud of yourself
You get to have a girls weekend
You will inspire others
You will make your children proud
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